Январь 2010
Декабрь 2009
I can't believe I actually just said that.
drlovebite:
ibetitstung:
“Calm down?! You try bleeding from your penis for a whole week, non-stop, every 27 motherfucken days, on top of that your stomach hurts like you wouldn’t believe and you feel so fucken fat. All you wanna do is lay in the bathtub and not deal with anything. At ALL. Now tell me to calm down again and see if I don’t punch your damn testicles so hard they would actually...
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Thinking traps →
look. you're a christian and you love jesus and...
(via penguinprostitution)
blaqk-kat started following you
Cheers! :]
You're not a real Boosh fan if you don't know who...
ifuckinglovetea:
Just sayin’
I wish I could live free I hope it's not beyond me...
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How to write a paper in college/university:
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. 2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email. 3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate. 5. Check your email. 6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a...
just thought i'd share →
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Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
midnightandnoon:
juliamphetamine:
picantemeatball:
sxebill:
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ichangeshapes:
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ayrawk:
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martynaaa:
john-o:
do this omg i’m dying
oh my god
made my day?
just a bit
OHMYGOD. <3 Funniest shit ever.
<3 this is funny.
HAHAHAHAHHAA
i. am. crying. and. so. excited. this....
